…as alcohol is classified as the ‘most harmful drug’, beating out both crack and heroin when studied for its potential harm to the user.
I imagine this story being heard this way by all those “heads” there and added to their denial bag of tricks:
“Heroin and crack-heads everywhere are rejoicing over the news that alcoholics have officially been classified as being addicted to the ‘MOST harmful drug’.
This validation of the heroin and crack-head platform comes after many years of mockery and negative criticisms and both kinds of ‘heads’ now have this study to offer as proof of what they have long known: these claims are unjust and have been defaming the character of users for too long.
Heroin and crack-heads are now armed with a new argument for using their drugs of choice: “Well, yeah, I’m smoking crack/shooting heroin. At least I’m not DRINKING!”
This is also good news for people who can’t seem to break away from romantic relationships with heroin addicts and crack-heads, their mates just got more attractive on a global scale.”
Judge for yourself just how ugly being an alcohol-head is from the photo comparison below. The heroin addict at least has a bed to pass out in, uh, hello! I think the choice is clear. Gosh, when I think of all the money I’ve spent on shots….
Alcohol Head
Heroin Head
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