TIPS: Christmas Gift Idea for the Homophobe (or the City Worker)

To be clear, it says from 'unwanted access'!

As much as I hate to think about it, Christmas is right around the corner. Every year I tell myself that I will get an early start on shopping and this year, I just may do it!

This Man Lock is perfect for any homophobe friend you may have, the straight friend who lives in Wilton Manors and gets too wasted to not realize he’s in a gay bar picking up those package goods at 1:55 AM and ends up with a sore bum in the morning, who then has to sift through foggy memories to piece it together that he hopped the fence to the other side.  It’s even a great gift for gay friends who just have poor judgment and are constantly complaining about hooking up with the wrong guys.

There is no end to the many friends you have who would benefit tremendously from such a thoughtful gift!  Get the Man Lock to keep all the manholes you care about safe against unwanted access!  Happy Shopping and with only 48 shopping days until Christmas, you’d better get cracking!


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