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Nov
05

TIPS: The Bathroom Hover In High Heels

The Bathroom Hover

It’s been my experience that wearing high heels doing the Bathroom Hover changes everything.

Nobody wants to admit this, but if you get the angle wrong you’re going to have a soggy day.  It’s gross to take your shoes off in any public restroom and the old lining the seat trick has been abandoned by most since the age of eleven.  My advice, adjust your squat angle accordingly to avoid any pisshaps.

 

**NOTE: If you sucked at geometry or lack the muscle to do a deep knee-bend, this could be difficult for you.

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  1. Wilhelmina says:

    I’m impressed! You’ve managed the almost impossible.

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