The Guys Who Thought it was Cocaine…
Two burglars break into a woman’s home in Silver Springs, Florida, stole various amount of jewelry, electronics, and urns full of cocaine. What a score!
As it turns out, the urns were the cremated ashes of the woman’s father and her two Great Danes. After their getaway, the burglars tried to heighten their burglary-high by snorting some of the stash.
According to sheriff’s spokesman, Judge Cochran, police were able to determine that when the suspects realized they were snorting someone’s dad, they thought of returning the ashes but, concerned about fingerprint evidence on the urns [or more likely having their sheer stupidity discovered] chucked the ashes in a lake.
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