May
27

Run to the DMC

May
25

Abortion is Green ~ Doug Stanhope

May
23

The Joke Basket

Your typical douchebag bar-fly guy sees a hot girl at the bar and attempts to charm her with this beauty of a line: “Hey, I saw you over here and thought about telling you a joke about my cock, but it’s way too long.” Graciously, the girl smiles and replies, “You know, I saw you, …

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May
20

Theme Music for the End of the World

May
20

RIP Randy Savage

Macho Man Randy Savage, 58, suffered a heart attack while behind the wheel and crashed head-on into a tree in Tampa, Florida at 9:25 am today.  After losing control of his vehicle, he crossed the median into oncoming traffic before his jeep slammed into the tree. His wife of 1-year, Lynn, was a passenger in …

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May
20

Brazilian Court Rules Woman Can Watch Porn and Click Her Own Mouse at Work

Ana Catarina Bezerra has given new meaning to ‘nooners’ and brought sex back into the workplace (where a lot of people still think it belongs)  after it had previously become like the vibrating pink rabbit in the room thanks to countless sexual harassment laws. Due to a condition known as ‘compulsion orgasmic’, a chemical imbalance …

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May
19

This vacation blows!

Kids just aren’t as excited about Disney World as they used to be.

May
19

Are you a Duckface? Yes? Well it looks stupid.

Public Service Announcement: The Citizens Against Duckfacing would like to share this song with you. Please do your part to end this horrible affliction by telling your friends just how stupid they look.

May
16

Jazz O’ the Morning to ya!

May
13

5 Things This Guy Doesn’t Understand About Women

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