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27
May
23
The Joke Basket
Your typical douchebag bar-fly guy sees a hot girl at the bar and attempts to charm her with this beauty of a line: “Hey, I saw you over here and thought about telling you a joke about my cock, but it’s way too long.” Graciously, the girl smiles and replies, “You know, I saw you, …
May
20
RIP Randy Savage
Macho Man Randy Savage, 58, suffered a heart attack while behind the wheel and crashed head-on into a tree in Tampa, Florida at 9:25 am today. After losing control of his vehicle, he crossed the median into oncoming traffic before his jeep slammed into the tree. His wife of 1-year, Lynn, was a passenger in …
May
20
Brazilian Court Rules Woman Can Watch Porn and Click Her Own Mouse at Work
Ana Catarina Bezerra has given new meaning to ‘nooners’ and brought sex back into the workplace (where a lot of people still think it belongs) after it had previously become like the vibrating pink rabbit in the room thanks to countless sexual harassment laws. Due to a condition known as ‘compulsion orgasmic’, a chemical imbalance …
May
19