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May
20

Brazilian Court Rules Woman Can Watch Porn and Click Her Own Mouse at Work

Brazilian Workabater

Ana Catarina Bezerra has given new meaning to ‘nooners’ and brought sex back into the workplace (where a lot of people still think it belongs)  after it had previously become like the vibrating pink rabbit in the room thanks to countless sexual harassment laws.

Due to a condition known as ‘compulsion orgasmic’, a chemical imbalance that causes this 36-year old accountant to suffer extreme anxiety and hypersexuality if she cannot masturbate frequently throughout the course of the day to alleviate her symptoms, a court has ruled in her favor and required her employer to accommodate her extreme need for sexual healing in the office.

After being compelled to click her mouse up to 47 times per day, Ms. Bezerra admitted she knew “it wasn’t normal” and took the first step to seek medical help for her, we’ll call it ‘problem’.  Now with some therapy and some medication, her compulsion has been reduced but still requires her to reach her destination about 17 times per day.

Due to the obvious problems such a condition was causing in her workplace, she sued for the right to keep her job and receive special permission to assist with her disorder.  In a landmark decision the court has ruled that she is entitled to use her work computer to watch porn and she may click her mouse all the live long day, as many times as she requires, to overcome her compulsion.

It would seem in  light of this court decision that the sexual harassment panda can now retire.  There are many critics of the special pornmission that Ms. Bezerra has received but I urge those with click-envy to consider this: being ridiculously horny while at work is a major distraction making the ability to focus a Herculean feat.  I mean hey, if it were my taxes she were doing and was struggling to focus, I’d  say click away, but who cares what I think?


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