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Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Your typical douchebag bar-fly guy sees a hot girl at the bar and attempts to charm her with this beauty of a line:
“Hey, I saw you over here and thought about telling you a joke about my cock, but it’s way too long.”
Graciously, the girl smiles and replies, “You know, I saw you, too, and was going to tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it.”
Carol Ann ConoverThis self-described different breed of woman only likes to spoon after a good fork, uses the good china for hot meals every day of the week, gets crafty with beer and ages like fine wine.
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Mia Marie SimonsMelissa, or Mia to her friends, is an ironically macabre contradiction. A girly tomboy, full of sunshine and rainbows... and dark and dreary things.She has been steeped in her love of English...
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Panasonic Camera Reviews says:
August 21, 2011 at 10:39 PM (UTC -5)
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