Carol Ann Conover

Author's details

Name: Carol Ann Conover
Date registered: November 24, 2010

Biography

This self-described different breed of woman only likes to spoon after a good fork, uses the good china for hot meals every day of the week, gets crafty with beer and ages like fine wine. Not afraid of bathroom humor, the "C" word or baiting her own fish-hooks, this Jersey girl serves up fresh humor, tips, chips, chains and whips on everything under the sun and where it doesn't shine. Mess with her family, her friends, or don't tip your bartender, she'll be on you like a seagull attacking a French fry. Consider yourself warned.

Latest posts

  1. She Said by Alex Nelson — January 11, 2016
  2. This year, remember to Carpe Diem — January 1, 2016
  3. Original Poetry: Love, True and Terrible — October 30, 2013
  4. Blurred Lines – Robin Thicke featuring T.I. and Pharrell — June 29, 2013
  5. It’s time for Fort Lauderdale to cancel Marina Lofts — March 19, 2013

Most commented posts

  1. Tosh .O & Sensitive Nips Bob {Warning! Explicitly Homoerotic clip} — 16 comments
  2. Summer Not Hot Enough? Snort Some Hot Sauce — 14 comments
  3. My Anterior Cingulate Cortex is Acting Up! — 13 comments
  4. Hey, Ellen Degeneres!: Renda Writer is Half-Hearted In NYC — 7 comments
  5. Beach Tips — 6 comments

Author's posts listings

Jul
26

She’s got Steve Buscemi Eyes

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by Ok, this is just simply hilarious. And creepy, in an irresistible sort of way. All the better just to please you.  If you love this, be sure to LIKE us on FB to keep your days and night full of FUNNY! Special thanks to Tiffany Thorne and daveveal on Youtube.   by by

Jul
14

Batman’s Big Adventure

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by Taking a suggestion from an audience member, Jimmy Fallon put together this little nugget of hilarity, dubbing over the trailer for The Dark Knight Rises with Pee Wee Herman voices. It’s brilliant. Here’s the official trailer for all you purists out there: Don’t forget! The Dark Knight Rises July 20th! by by

Jun
25

Burn A Book, Save A Library! An important Lesson in Reverse Psychology and Voter Responsibility

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by I came upon this story today about a backlash that began in Troy, MI and reverberated through all known channels of media, causing Americans, politicians and even major networks and political satirists to weigh in and speak vehemently out about the sanctity of books and public access to education and express their outrage at …

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May
30

Big Dog Station Wants Your Big Brains This & Every Wednesday

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May
26

It’s Memorial Day Weekend!

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by It’s Memorial Day weekend and no, it’s not about mattress sales, your cook-out, your three day weekend or a good deal on a car. It’s a time to celebrate the lives lost in battle, to honor what it means to serve and to pay homage to those who have fought for the freedoms we …

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May
26

Text Fail: Death is Funny

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May
26

Music for a Happy Heart

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by “Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire.” ~ Francois de la Rouchefoucauld by by

May
20

How To Speak Avenger

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May
19

Frodo F’ing Hates Windshield Wipers

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May
17

Safety First

Ya know, as long as I blow up on the ground, that's cool.

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