Carol Ann Conover

Author's details

Name: Carol Ann Conover
Date registered: November 24, 2010

Biography

This self-described different breed of woman only likes to spoon after a good fork, uses the good china for hot meals every day of the week, gets crafty with beer and ages like fine wine. Not afraid of bathroom humor, the "C" word or baiting her own fish-hooks, this Jersey girl serves up fresh humor, tips, chips, chains and whips on everything under the sun and where it doesn't shine. Mess with her family, her friends, or don't tip your bartender, she'll be on you like a seagull attacking a French fry. Consider yourself warned.

Latest posts

  1. She Said by Alex Nelson — January 11, 2016
  2. This year, remember to Carpe Diem — January 1, 2016
  3. Original Poetry: Love, True and Terrible — October 30, 2013
  4. Blurred Lines – Robin Thicke featuring T.I. and Pharrell — June 29, 2013
  5. It’s time for Fort Lauderdale to cancel Marina Lofts — March 19, 2013

Most commented posts

  1. Tosh .O & Sensitive Nips Bob {Warning! Explicitly Homoerotic clip} — 16 comments
  2. Summer Not Hot Enough? Snort Some Hot Sauce — 14 comments
  3. My Anterior Cingulate Cortex is Acting Up! — 13 comments
  4. Hey, Ellen Degeneres!: Renda Writer is Half-Hearted In NYC — 7 comments
  5. Beach Tips — 6 comments

Author's posts listings

May
10

Angry Birds Crowd Control

May
06

So What Cha Want?

May
06

Hey, you’ve some Google on your Facebook.

May
01

Facebook, please add the following:

May
01

What Time Is It?

It is also time to go visit Carol Ann at The Deck for a cocktail!  

Apr
30

Quite Possibly the Funniest FB Post EVER.

FORT LAUDERDALE , FL – Good or bad, this is where we live and sometimes, the sights are breathtaking. Other times, the sights are this: “This is what happens when you get your butt hole and balls pepper sprayed.”  #puddlesquatting ~Joe Callahan, Fort Lauderdale, FL   Congratulations, Joe Callahan, your keen eye and succinct photography has …

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Apr
19

This 420, Puff, Puff, PETITION!

On 420, Facebook will be flooded with pictures of Mary Jane and references to Cheech & Chong.  You’ll chuckle and take a toke and proclaim your loyalty and love of the mighty herb, but will you take any other action than hitting LIKE? If you are a cannabis enthusiast and really, truly want to see …

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Mar
04

“Unfriended” ~ The Song

SuperGeek that I am and being one of those rare individuals without cable or even a TV (the TV part being merely temporary), I have my radio tuned eternally to NPR and among the outstanding programming there I found a particular gem that I look forward to each week. Every Sunday I listen to famed humorist …

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Feb
20

Debbie Loves Cats. And She Loves To Run.

Meet Debbie. She needs a date. She really, really, really loves cats. Interested cat lovers can find her profile on E-Harmony. If you wear this shirt from Skreened.com, you’ll get a date with her, easy. Make sure you wear your running shoes, too, because she loves to Run.

Feb
14

Valentine’s Schmalantine’s!

Are you at home sulking this Valentine’s Day because you feel like:   If this describes you, I have one question. Do you realize that YOU could be at BIG DOG STATION right now, having a Sour-Puss martini lovingly made by the likes of the amazing Cori Carlo and/or Nikki Silverman?? What are you waiting …

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