Aug
03

Matt Damon Defends Teacher Tenure

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by Seriously, where did Reason TV find this idiot interviewer? She actually deigns to compare to the exorbitantly high salary of Hollywood actors who “lack job security” in the industry to the already low-salaried teachers, insinuating that granting tenure would remove incentive for teachers to perform well. Gee, it seems to me that if teachers …

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Aug
01

Tomato, Tomahto: Say It However The F You Want

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by After many years of barroom encouragement from friends and patrons alike, I have decided to purge the sometimes ruthless and dark inner-monologue that some have come to love and admire and yet cringe over at the same time. I decided to pick the brain of the Godmother of this site and before I could …

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Jul
12

Chimp Defends Dumb Uncle With AK-47

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Jul
10

Douchebag Season Opens: ITB’ ers get your Permits!

Posterboys of the Douchebag Nation

by If you look remotely like this… or any of this describes your hair, your clothing or your attitude: then this means you: by by

Jun
30

Feng Shui Money Bags with a Catch

"Great prosperity will befall you in this month of five suns and five moons on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, but beware, this will only work if you post it to Facebook."

by Circulating on Facebook today was the following: “Couldn’t take a chance not to repost this one……This year July has 5 Fridays 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese philosophy …

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Jun
29

Tips for Better Success with Women

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by Here’s a little tip for those guys striking out with the ladies.  (And to be fair, this also works in reverse.) For more advice and a nitty-gritty, in-depth review of  what the dating scene in Fort Lauderale is really like, follow Who Cares What I Think as we go deep undercover to inform you what …

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Jun
24

U.S. Cocaine Supply Tainted with Flesh-Eating Veterinary Vaccine

Deworming, flesh-eating veterinary drug Levamisole found in cocaine supply

by Before you line it up this weekend and make like Dirt Nasty in 1980, you should be aware that the veterinary drug levamisole, commonly used to deworm cattle, pigs and sheep is being blamed for an outbreak of a flesh-eating disease that has been reported in New York and L.A. Dr. Noah Craft, a …

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Jun
16

An Insult to Chipmunks Everywhere

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Jun
07

Dave’s In Trouble with the Missus

Dave's got some splainin' to do!

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Jun
03

Here, sharkey sharkey!

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Watch an insane lady hand feed a Great White like it’s a petting zoo. Whatever she’s smoking, I’ll take two!

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