NYE Public Service Announcement

NYE Douche Party

by Since most of South Florida will be at this party: Big Dog Station is your best bet for a New Year’s Eve free of amateur-hour antics and overpriced parking. Parking is FREE and the bar is serving up holiday cheer until 2 am! Pre-game or post ball-drop, swing on in for ice cold drinks …

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Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween, South Florida!

by   The fact that this jack-o-lantern cat is subliminally urging you to head to Fat Cats for all your Halloween festivities this weekend is purely a coincidence. Or is it?  Our level of mind control is SPOOKY, isn’t it? SOUTH FLORIDA: Expect DUI checkpoints across the tri-county area.  Please be SMART and DO NOT DRIVE. …

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Tomato, Tomahto: Say It However The F You Want

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by After many years of barroom encouragement from friends and patrons alike, I have decided to purge the sometimes ruthless and dark inner-monologue that some have come to love and admire and yet cringe over at the same time. I decided to pick the brain of the Godmother of this site and before I could …

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Micah S. Harris is a Big Thinker

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by If you just can’t get enough of the undying, stupefying, never-tiring hilarity that comes out of  local celebrity Micah Harris, one of the Original Fat Cats elite staff, then this is your lucky day, punk! In a unanimous decision, the Think Tank here at Who Cares What I Think have decided to give Micah …

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