Aug
03

Matt Damon Defends Teacher Tenure

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by Seriously, where did Reason TV find this idiot interviewer? She actually deigns to compare to the exorbitantly high salary of Hollywood actors who “lack job security” in the industry to the already low-salaried teachers, insinuating that granting tenure would remove incentive for teachers to perform well. Gee, it seems to me that if teachers …

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Aug
01

Tomato, Tomahto: Say It However The F You Want

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by After many years of barroom encouragement from friends and patrons alike, I have decided to purge the sometimes ruthless and dark inner-monologue that some have come to love and admire and yet cringe over at the same time. I decided to pick the brain of the Godmother of this site and before I could …

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Jul
12

Chimp Defends Dumb Uncle With AK-47

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Jun
03

Here, sharkey sharkey!

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Watch an insane lady hand feed a Great White like it’s a petting zoo. Whatever she’s smoking, I’ll take two!

Jun
02

You can’t afford a Positive…

dollar pregnancy test

by if you’re buying your Pregnancy test in the Dollar Store.  Just sayin’.     by by

May
19

Are you a Duckface? Yes? Well it looks stupid.

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by Public Service Announcement: The Citizens Against Duckfacing would like to share this song with you. Please do your part to end this horrible affliction by telling your friends just how stupid they look. by by

May
09

Serves ya right, Massengil!

the bartender hates you

Rule # 1: The BARTENDER is always right.
Rule # 2: If the BARTENDER isn’t right, please refer to RULE # 1

May
09

For all my ITB-ers..

the bartender hates you

It takes a special kind of jackass!

Jan
25

Did you hear about…?

Studies indicate that legalizing Marijuana may actually decrease stupidity.

“Um, hello? 911? Some guys are in my backyard trying to steal my pot plants…can you send someone?”

Jan
20

Did you hear about…..?

"I can't believe it's not coke!"

The Guys Who Thought it was Cocaine

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