Aug
03
Seriously, where did Reason TV find this idiot interviewer? She actually deigns to compare to the exorbitantly high salary of Hollywood actors who “lack job security” in the industry to the already low-salaried teachers, insinuating that granting tenure would remove incentive for teachers to perform well. Gee, it seems to me that if teachers were …
Aug
01
After many years of barroom encouragement from friends and patrons alike, I have decided to purge the sometimes ruthless and dark inner-monologue that some have come to love and admire and yet cringe over at the same time. I decided to pick the brain of the Godmother of this site and before I could even …
Jun
03
Watch an insane lady hand feed a Great White like it’s a petting zoo. Whatever she’s smoking, I’ll take two!
Jun
02
if you’re buying your Pregnancy test in the Dollar Store. Just sayin’.
May
19
Public Service Announcement: The Citizens Against Duckfacing would like to share this song with you. Please do your part to end this horrible affliction by telling your friends just how stupid they look.
May
09
Rule # 1: The BARTENDER is always right.
Rule # 2: If the BARTENDER isn’t right, please refer to RULE # 1
May
09
It takes a special kind of jackass!
Jan
25
“Um, hello? 911? Some guys are in my backyard trying to steal my pot plants…can you send someone?”
Jan
20
The Guys Who Thought it was Cocaine
Carol Ann ConoverThis self-described different breed of woman only likes to spoon after a good fork, uses the good china for hot meals every day of the week, gets crafty with beer and ages like fine wine.
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Mia Marie SimonsMelissa, or Mia to her friends, is an ironically macabre contradiction. A girly tomboy, full of sunshine and rainbows... and dark and dreary things.She has been steeped in her love of English...
