Modern Elegy


by A river of tears freezes as they fall from my cheeks. You’re too occupied for me. It was only yesterday that the sun shone bright for you. And now I hope this storm I brewed will reach you. To tell you how my heart is breaking with every second you’re gone. You left me …

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This 420, Puff, Puff, PETITION!

420 Badge of Honor

by On 420, Facebook will be flooded with pictures of Mary Jane and references to Cheech & Chong.  You’ll chuckle and take a toke and proclaim your loyalty and love of the mighty herb, but will you take any other action than hitting LIKE? If you are a cannabis enthusiast and really, truly want to …

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Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween, South Florida!

by   The fact that this jack-o-lantern cat is subliminally urging you to head to Fat Cats for all your Halloween festivities this weekend is purely a coincidence. Or is it?  Our level of mind control is SPOOKY, isn’t it? SOUTH FLORIDA: Expect DUI checkpoints across the tri-county area.  Please be SMART and DO NOT DRIVE. …

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The Six Degrees of Facebook

Don't forget to share this with your friends on Facebook!

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Gourmet On Wheels: Miami Food Trucks Invade Downtown Oakland Park Sept 10th

Can you name that pet?

by Thanks to Debbie Blakely of Big Dog Station and Oakland Park Main Street, this event is going to rock Downtown Oakland Park! Get all the details on insider’s source for local! And now for some local trivia: by by


Tomato, Tomahto: Say It However The F You Want

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by After many years of barroom encouragement from friends and patrons alike, I have decided to purge the sometimes ruthless and dark inner-monologue that some have come to love and admire and yet cringe over at the same time. I decided to pick the brain of the Godmother of this site and before I could …

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Douchebag Season Opens: ITB’ ers get your Permits!

Posterboys of the Douchebag Nation

by If you look remotely like this… or any of this describes your hair, your clothing or your attitude: then this means you: by by


Tips for Better Success with Women


by Here’s a little tip for those guys striking out with the ladies.  (And to be fair, this also works in reverse.) For more advice and a nitty-gritty, in-depth review of  what the dating scene in Fort Lauderale is really like, follow Who Cares What I Think as we go deep undercover to inform you what …

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Micah S. Harris is a Big Thinker

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by If you just can’t get enough of the undying, stupefying, never-tiring hilarity that comes out of  local celebrity Micah Harris, one of the Original Fat Cats elite staff, then this is your lucky day, punk! In a unanimous decision, the Think Tank here at Who Cares What I Think have decided to give Micah …

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Beats Rhyme & Life: The Travels of a Tribe Called Quest hits Florida in August!


by Beats, Rhymes & Life: The Travels of a Tribe Called Quest, a Sony Pictures Release directed by Michael Rapaport will hit select theaters in Miami Beach and Boca Raton on August 8, 2011. Check here for a complete list of release cities and locations! by by

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