A river of tears freezes as they fall from my cheeks. You’re too occupied for me. It was only yesterday that the sun shone bright for you. And now I hope this storm I brewed will reach you. To tell you how my heart is breaking with every second you’re gone. You left me for …
May
19
Apr
19
This 420, Puff, Puff, PETITION!
On 420, Facebook will be flooded with pictures of Mary Jane and references to Cheech & Chong. You’ll chuckle and take a toke and proclaim your loyalty and love of the mighty herb, but will you take any other action than hitting LIKE? If you are a cannabis enthusiast and really, truly want to see …
Oct
28
Happy Halloween
The fact that this jack-o-lantern cat is subliminally urging you to head to Fat Cats for all your Halloween festivities this weekend is purely a coincidence. Or is it? Our level of mind control is SPOOKY, isn’t it? SOUTH FLORIDA: Expect DUI checkpoints across the tri-county area. Please be SMART and DO NOT DRIVE. If …
Aug
01
Tomato, Tomahto: Say It However The F You Want
After many years of barroom encouragement from friends and patrons alike, I have decided to purge the sometimes ruthless and dark inner-monologue that some have come to love and admire and yet cringe over at the same time. I decided to pick the brain of the Godmother of this site and before I could even …
Jun
29
Tips for Better Success with Women
Here’s a little tip for those guys striking out with the ladies. (And to be fair, this also works in reverse.) For more advice and a nitty-gritty, in-depth review of what the dating scene in Fort Lauderale is really like, follow Who Cares What I Think as we go deep undercover to inform you what life …
Jun
29
Micah S. Harris is a Big Thinker
If you just can’t get enough of the undying, stupefying, never-tiring hilarity that comes out of local celebrity Micah Harris, one of the Original Fat Cats elite staff, then this is your lucky day, punk! In a unanimous decision, the Think Tank here at Who Cares What I Think have decided to give Micah his …