Public Service Announcement: The Citizens Against Duckfacing would like to share this song with you. Please do your part to end this horrible affliction by telling your friends just how stupid they look.
This self-described different breed of woman only likes to spoon after a good fork, uses the good china for hot meals every day of the week, gets crafty with beer and ages like fine wine. ...
Melissa, or Mia to her friends, is an ironically macabre contradiction. A girly tomboy, full of sunshine and rainbows... and dark and dreary things.She has been steeped in her love of English...