Carol Ann Conover

Author's details

Name: Carol Ann Conover
Date registered: November 24, 2010

Biography

This self-described different breed of woman only likes to spoon after a good fork, uses the good china for hot meals every day of the week, gets crafty with beer and ages like fine wine. Not afraid of bathroom humor, the "C" word or baiting her own fish-hooks, this Jersey girl serves up fresh humor, tips, chips, chains and whips on everything under the sun and where it doesn't shine. Mess with her family, her friends, or don't tip your bartender, she'll be on you like a seagull attacking a French fry. Consider yourself warned.

Latest posts

  1. She Said by Alex Nelson — January 11, 2016
  2. This year, remember to Carpe Diem — January 1, 2016
  3. Original Poetry: Love, True and Terrible — October 30, 2013
  4. Blurred Lines – Robin Thicke featuring T.I. and Pharrell — June 29, 2013
  5. It’s time for Fort Lauderdale to cancel Marina Lofts — March 19, 2013

Most commented posts

  1. Tosh .O & Sensitive Nips Bob {Warning! Explicitly Homoerotic clip} — 16 comments
  2. Summer Not Hot Enough? Snort Some Hot Sauce — 14 comments
  3. My Anterior Cingulate Cortex is Acting Up! — 13 comments
  4. Hey, Ellen Degeneres!: Renda Writer is Half-Hearted In NYC — 7 comments
  5. Beach Tips — 6 comments

Author's posts listings

Nov
06

How Many F*cks Do You Give About Kim Kardashian’s Divorce From Whats-His Face?

Nov
03

Another Public Service Announcement

Nov
03

The Big Bad Wolf ~ Duck Sauce

WARNING: This video is graphic. It’s also a strange blend of erotic and twisted and it’s funny in a sick kind of way. It’s DEFINITELY not for children or conservative types, so if this describes you, please click away. If not, make sure you watch this in its entirety. I guarantee you won’t be able …

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Nov
02

Where do you Take a Sheet?

This is funny stuff, and the best part is, it’s a legitimate commercial for Sheets Energy! See where Pitbull takes a Sheet:

Oct
31

Wake Up Late With Dougie and Enter This Caption Contest!

Today’s Caption Contest Photo: Cast your own entry on Facebook and tell ’em CA sent ya!  Winner of the caption contest will receive an on-air mention or a guest appearance on the show!  Good luck! Dougie’s special guest today is the incomparable Renda Writer who is a very special friend of ButWhoCaresWhatIThink.com.  Don’t forget to show …

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Oct
30

An Ingenious, Non-violent Way to Keep Wall Street Occupied

This will definitely send a message. If you don’t feel like using this idea to send a message to the bank, use the envelopes to mail your FPL payment. Any dent we can make in a bank will help promote their restructuring in an attempt to bar their frivolous spending and exorbitant senior executive banker …

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Oct
30

On This Night, a Great Pumpkin Was Born

Oct
28

Happy Halloween

  The fact that this jack-o-lantern cat is subliminally urging you to head to Fat Cats for all your Halloween festivities this weekend is purely a coincidence. Or is it?  Our level of mind control is SPOOKY, isn’t it? SOUTH FLORIDA: Expect DUI checkpoints across the tri-county area.  Please be SMART and DO NOT DRIVE.  If …

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Oct
28

Ride Along With a Masshole

Urban Dictionary defines the term “Masshole” this way: MASSHOLE- 1. For residents of Massachusetts, it is an achieved title for drving faster, being wreckless, cutting other drivers off often, and having no patience for other drivers on the road. 2. For non-residents of Massachusetts, it is a term of dislike for the people of Massachusetts that …

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Oct
03

You Want an I-Phone Why?

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