Jun
29

Fantastic Moyage

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by Maiden Voyage + Moya = MOYAGE!!!!! It all began with a big dream and a bigger desire to get out of New Mexico. Don’t get me wrong, it isn’t a bad place to live; there are fantastic sunsets and everything is within a thirty minute drive, but when you live in a Volkswagen Vanagon, …

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Feb
14

An Important Message from the Count of Montequizshow

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by BIG BRAINS TRIVIA AT BIG DOG STATION BEGINS WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 15th! 7:30 PM-Til….? “Hello Quizzies! My last couple of Wednesday nights have been spent sitting on the couch as my mind slowly stagnates on cartoons and sitcom laugh tracks. My mind rebels at stagnation! Give me mystery! Give me adventure! Give me my Wednesday …

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Jan
25

More Proof That Breakfast is the Most Important Meal

Just another sunny day at the Deck..with one of my FLYERS BOYS!

by Fort Lauderdale, FL –     On  another glorious morning at The Deck Restaurant down by the beach, my already happy, sunny morning was upped exponentially in awesome by one of my very own beloved Fly-boys on the morning of the big game against the Panthers. After admiring the Flyers hat that I wore to …

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Nov
20

UM Bows Out of Bowl

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by Miami, FL – UM fans have the Nevin Shapiro scandal to thank for UM passing on the bowl game this year.  The University of Miami made the announcement Sunday of their decision to withhold UM from 2011 bowl consideration for the regular season while the NCAA inquiry remains unresolved. If you missed it, the …

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Aug
17

SPORTS RANT: Despite A Decade of Booster Effort, UM Still Sucks

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by How on earth have former players and boosters paid UM athletes and they still suck? Talk about a shitty return on investment: At least when Uncle Luke was paying players, they fucking played—they fucking won! They started swagger. They whooped teams like there was no tomorrow.  It looks now like Shannon recruited a bunch …

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Jun
29

Micah S. Harris is a Big Thinker

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by If you just can’t get enough of the undying, stupefying, never-tiring hilarity that comes out of  local celebrity Micah Harris, one of the Original Fat Cats elite staff, then this is your lucky day, punk! In a unanimous decision, the Think Tank here at Who Cares What I Think have decided to give Micah …

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Feb
17

#1 in the EAST!

Black and Orange, Black and Orange, Black and Orange!

Flights out of Philly will be delayed: due to icy conditions, it seems a few Flyers skated right over some Panthers.

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