Carol Ann Conover

Author's details

Name: Carol Ann Conover
Date registered: November 24, 2010

Biography

This self-described different breed of woman only likes to spoon after a good fork, uses the good china for hot meals every day of the week, gets crafty with beer and ages like fine wine. Not afraid of bathroom humor, the "C" word or baiting her own fish-hooks, this Jersey girl serves up fresh humor, tips, chips, chains and whips on everything under the sun and where it doesn't shine. Mess with her family, her friends, or don't tip your bartender, she'll be on you like a seagull attacking a French fry. Consider yourself warned.

Latest posts

  1. She Said by Alex Nelson — January 11, 2016
  2. This year, remember to Carpe Diem — January 1, 2016
  3. Original Poetry: Love, True and Terrible — October 30, 2013
  4. Blurred Lines – Robin Thicke featuring T.I. and Pharrell — June 29, 2013
  5. It’s time for Fort Lauderdale to cancel Marina Lofts — March 19, 2013

Most commented posts

  1. Tosh .O & Sensitive Nips Bob {Warning! Explicitly Homoerotic clip} — 16 comments
  2. Summer Not Hot Enough? Snort Some Hot Sauce — 14 comments
  3. My Anterior Cingulate Cortex is Acting Up! — 13 comments
  4. Hey, Ellen Degeneres!: Renda Writer is Half-Hearted In NYC — 7 comments
  5. Beach Tips — 6 comments

Author's posts listings

Feb
14

An Important Message from the Count of Montequizshow

BIG BRAINS TRIVIA AT BIG DOG STATION BEGINS WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 15th! 7:30 PM-Til….? “Hello Quizzies! My last couple of Wednesday nights have been spent sitting on the couch as my mind slowly stagnates on cartoons and sitcom laugh tracks. My mind rebels at stagnation! Give me mystery! Give me adventure! Give me my Wednesday night …

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Jan
31

Are you Rob Base?

A simple flow chart can really help keep things in perspective, even your identity. Due to the fact that I am internationally known (I have the analytics to prove it!, I am not Rob Base but I am ready to rock right now.

Jan
25

More Proof That Breakfast is the Most Important Meal

Fort Lauderdale, FL –     On  another glorious morning at The Deck Restaurant down by the beach, my already happy, sunny morning was upped exponentially in awesome by one of my very own beloved Fly-boys on the morning of the big game against the Panthers. After admiring the Flyers hat that I wore to work …

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Jan
12

BREATHE Mediterranean Lounge Opens TONIGHT!

If any of this looks good to you, Filet Mignon Mediterranean Style then you won’t want to miss the GRAND OPENING VIP PARTY at BREATHE Mediterranean-Fusion Restaurant & Ultra Lounge. TONIGHT ONLY! At this exclusive opening party you’ll get to indulge before the masses and sample BREATHE’s delectable fusion hors d’ouevres and extraordinary cocktails from …

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Jan
10

The Jake Miller Burger Makes Wishes Come True

Have you heard of this kid?   Well if you live in South Florida, you’d better listen up! His name is Jake Miller and he’s killing it in music, making his climb from his hometown of Weston. He’s performed with the likes of Snoop Dog and Flo Rida, and is a bonafide singer/songwriter and musical …

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Dec
28

NYE Public Service Announcement

Since most of South Florida will be at this party: Big Dog Station is your best bet for a New Year’s Eve free of amateur-hour antics and overpriced parking. Parking is FREE and the bar is serving up holiday cheer until 2 am! Pre-game or post ball-drop, swing on in for ice cold drinks at …

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Dec
28

Got The Blues for Etta

Blues goddess, Etta James, has been hospitalized since mid-December and is currently on a breathing machine. James has is suffering the effects of end-stage leukemia, kidney disease and dementia. The rough and tumble life and decades long singing career will leave an unfillable void when this legend passes on. Parting is such sweet sorrow so …

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Dec
14

Jimmy Kimmel Wants You To Disappoint Your Kids This Christmas

Late night TV host Jimmy Kimmel issued a challenge to parents to video their kids opening an early Christmas present that would totally disappoint them. The results are hilarious and may just work better than an Elf on the Shelf to get your kids to be on their best behavior.

Dec
13

Generation Gap

         

Nov
20

UM Bows Out of Bowl

Miami, FL – UM fans have the Nevin Shapiro scandal to thank for UM passing on the bowl game this year.  The University of Miami made the announcement Sunday of their decision to withhold UM from 2011 bowl consideration for the regular season while the NCAA inquiry remains unresolved. If you missed it, the following …

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